Ripon College Podcasts are protected by Yoshimitsu ('91, Elementary Education) space ninja and Friend of Lane Library.

Yoshimitsu is well-known for his unorthodox fighting style and abilities, most notably his teleportation and self-healing along with risky, unblockable suicide maneuvers in which he turns around and thrusts his sword through his own abdomen in the form of seppuku, ideally hitting the opponent as well and with greater damage than inflicted on himself. His other move is called the Distractor: In the middle of a battle, he goes, "Whoa, check that out!" and when you turn to look, he lops your head off. Yoshimitsu wins.

Bottom line is, this dude just doesn't care -- about anything, that is, except keeping Ripon College podcasts out of the hands of would-be profiteers. Lest he visit untold suffering upon you and your clan, limit podcasts to non-commercial use.